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i’m glad you’re back. i should have come back sooner
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screw you. screw you! (proceed, proceed!)
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you’re the longest relationship i’ve ever had with a man
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i need to know you can do your job and not wait for me to come to the rescue
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belt loop pull
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elliot…stop
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i like that shirt (it’s just too complicated)
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i could feel it, you know?
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it’s all right. i’m sorry.
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elliot…elliot…
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elliot, what’s wrong with you?!
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liv, fall back!
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you can’t do this to yourself
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what are you doing here? i work here
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you don’t even know the guy. look what he’s doing to you.
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you’re the longest relationship i’ve ever had with a man
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i want him to watch
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i am upset!
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we both chose each other over the job
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it’s okay. i’m okay. i’m okay. where’s gitano? go elliot, go, i’m fine. go! go!
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liv do this, liv do that
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thats a lot of neighbourhood my friend
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can you blame him
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does kathy know you mortgaged the house for me?
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(protective withering stare)
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how do you wanna play it?
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this is none of your business. yeah, it is, we’re partners
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maybe god remembered how cute you were as a carrot
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let’s get you into bed
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how? how did she make you do anything?
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this is my wife olivia
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are you ready for me daddy?
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welcome to the world, there, tough guy
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i’m your partner, for better or worse
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oh, he’ll get off on that
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oliver, after her father
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she didn’t have to handle me
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monkette
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a couple of scratches, he’ll live
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paternity hug
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i could feel it, you know?
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she’s not thinking straight she’s sick!
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late night?
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olivia, its me. i know the issues you had with her
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you bothering my partner?
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thought you could use some company
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better now
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wouldn’t drive to queens to save your ass
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i get that you’re on the rebound and everything
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blink your lights
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you want me to go with you?
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she didn’t have to handle me
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and look how great you turned out
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you can walk away. no, i can’t
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ooh threesome…
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especially not one with a dying marriage and a history of violence
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so she twists his cojones and takes off
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police work
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and if we refuse? you make my decision easy
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we’ve been partners for 11 years you know everything about me. even the parts i’d rather forget
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you’re not even showing yet
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you and raw fish
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let’s go home olivia
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you’d make a great mom (i’ll support you)
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we’re not a couple
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it ricocheted off the beam!
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we just keep losing people…
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the blood is his!
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i wasn’t planning on coming back. it’s in your blood. that’s the problem
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that’s because you carry it for me
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you’re my partner, if anyone has your back it should be me
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i’d give you a kidney
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i gave olivia unclear directions. it was my fault, i misheard elliot
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you can walk away. no, i can’t…
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rock paper scissors shoot
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soulmates? olivia…
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do you ever get a gay vibe from me?
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the poster boy for rage
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teenagers, honeymooners, co-workers
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she should try working with you
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gracias, muchos gracias
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olivia, it’s okay
83
so he hit her over the head with the building?
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i’m just glad you have someone
85
elliot, elliot stop! your son just assaulted a man with a 2 by 4
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soulmates? olivia…
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i spend more time with you than i do with my own family
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let him go
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as long as it takes to catch him in the act
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they’re wrong (biological clock ticking)
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praise makes me hungry
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he’s not my father
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see ya. okay.
94
smoked stare
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i’m sorry, i’m whining. you’re not, familys everything
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what time is it?
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baby, you gotta get in the shower
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i know you’re always on my side
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how would you feel if a perp had your boys in a vice grip?
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there’s no crying in baseball
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kathy’s pregnant. i didn’t know you were back home…
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you have a problem? just nice to see someone else with an anger issue
103
do you think i froze? is that why you fired first?
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olivia, hey
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it’s all right
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you here to give me a hand? (assigned to be your handler)
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she said something to you, didn’t she?
108
he really seems to favour that one position there
109
it was always temporary
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i’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle
111
if you can’t trust your partner, it’s time to get a new one
112
olivia, you first
113
grunts. you okay? yep.
114
you going to invite me in?
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yeah, i’m done
116
see you tomorrow? you will
117
not a masturbator the master baiter
118
works for me
119
actually watch her back and not her backside
120
you’re okay. you’re okay. you’re okay
121
has anyone called kathy yet? no, don’t.
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everyone makes mistakes, get over it
123
wanna drive?